Funny Jokes : Santa Aur Bhikari

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - Roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -Lao Tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mummy - Ye totla hai aur keh raha hai, KAMAKAR khao.

Funny Jokes : Santa emotional ho gaya

Santa saari rat mujra dekhta raha.
Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khush kiya ab aap hamko khush kar do
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola
Acha ab tu baith main nachta hun!!

Santa Banta Jokes : Mirror Ke Samne Padai

Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.

Funny Jokes : Santa Aur Kutta

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha..
Santa aaya aur uski poonch kheechta hua bola:
nikal saale…
bada aaya Mechanical Engineer..!!

Santa Banta Jokes : Maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai

Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!

Santa Banta Jokes : Define Energy?

Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas…
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy…”

Ye mere bas m nahi k tuje khafa rakhon.

Nazar se zara b na juda rakhon.
Ye mere bas m nahi k tuje khafa rakhon.

Nahi pas mere kuch b teri Yaad k siva.

M teri Yaad bhula don to Yaad kia rakhon

2 Line Hindi Shayari : Teri yaad

रिश्वत भी नहीं लेती कम्बख्त जान छोड़ने की....!
ये तेरी याद मुझे बहुत ईमानदार लगती है....!

Romantic Shayari : hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai

Wo kahte hain ke saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai
ke aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete

Love SMS - I Love You Message

When you see the sun shine, Thats me smiling at you.
When the bird chirps, Thats me singing softly to your ear.
If the clouds should release a few drops, Those are my tears b,cos I’m missing you.
And when u feel the wind blow, Thats my sweet breath whispering “I love you“.