Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha

Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha ki tum mei aur mujhme kya fark hai?

Aadmi bola:- tum daal par uchhal kood karte ho jabki main daal kar uchhal kood karta hoon.

Pappu Aur Madam

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher

Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu - Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli - Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi

Pappu - Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai

Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.

Teacher Hairani Se - Arey... Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?

Pappu - Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Bethhti Ho To

Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat

Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha

Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli

Aurat - Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha

To Paperwala Hai  Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

Ek Chhoti Bachi Ne Randee Se Poocha

Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain

Aap Ka Business Kia Hai ?

Randi Boli -  Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE  Ka Business Hai

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya Aur Bola

Aadmi - Dekho beta jo cheez khareedni ho use daba kar check kar lena chahiye.

Kuch dino baad uska beta Haanfte hue Baap ke office pahuncha aur bole

Bachcha - Pitajee Pitajee ek aadmi Mummy ko khareedna chahta hai