VERY FUNNY HINDI POEM : YEH BAAT SAMAJH MAIN AYI NAHIN

YEH BAAT SAMAJH MAIN AYI NAHIN

AMMI NE SAMJHAYI NAHIN

MAIN KAISE MEETHI BAAT KAROON

JAB MAIN NE MITHAYI KHAYI NAHIN

CHANDA KAISA MAMOON HAI

JAB AMMI KA WOH BHAI NAHIN

KYUN LAMBE BAAL HIAN BHALU KE

KYUN USNE TIND KARAYI NAHIN

KYA WOH BHI GANDA BACHA HAI

YA JUNGLE MAIN KOI NAYI NAHIN

DADI KE MIYAN DADA HAIN NANI KE MIYAN NANA HAIN

TO BAJI KE MIYAN BAJA HAIN?

YEH BAAT SAMAJH MAIN AYI NAHIN

AMMI NE SAMJHAYI NAHIN

2 Line Hindi Shayari : Doobi Hain Meri Ungliyan Mere Apne Hee Khoon Main

Doobi Hain Meri Ungliyan Mere Apne Hee Khoon Main,

Ye Kaanch Ke Tukroon Par "BHAROSAY" Ki Saza Hai.

Yadein Shayari : Tapak parte hein aansu jab tumhari yaad aati hey...!!

Tapak parte hein aansu jab tumhari yaad aati hey...!!

"wasi"

Ye wo barsaat hey jis ka koi mosam nahi hota...

Pyaar Shayari : Hum Dil mein tumhary pyar itna bhar dain gy

Dil_e_nadan ko samjha na sako ge

Tanhaiyoe mein aansu chupa na sako ge

Hum Dil mein tumhary pyar itna bhar dain gy

K tum chah kar b hum ko bhula na sako ge.

Ghazal Shayari : Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do

Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to ke h dala sab haal-e-dil apna
Ab mujh ko apni daastaan bhi kehney do
Mar hi gaye auroon kay liye hum
Tum apni khatir hum ko Zinda rehney do..!!

Faraz Shayari : Wo Bewafa Na Tha Yunhi Badnaam Ho Gaya

Wo Bewafa Na Tha Yunhi Badnaam Ho Gaya

Faraz

Hazaroon Chahene Wale Th Kis Kis Se Wafa Karta

Faraz Shayari : Kis Ki Kya Majal Thi Jo Koi Hum Ko Kharid Sakta

Kis Ki Kya Majal Thi Jo Koi Hum Ko Kharid Sakta

Faraz,..

Hum Tu Khud Hi Bik Gaye Kharidar Dekh Ke..?

Faraz Shayari : Tute Howe Sheeshe Ki Taraha

Main Us Ke Hathon Mein Tha
Tute Howe Sheeshe Ki Taraha “Faraz”,
Bari Umeed Thi Ke Bikhrne Nahi Dega.
Bus Giraya Kuch Is Ada Sy Ke
Simatne ki Aaas Hi Na Rahi.

Faraz Shayari : Use Dil Ka Haal Sunao Kaise

Use Dil Ka Haal Sunao Kaise
Mom Ka Ghar Ha Chiraag Jalaon Kaise
Door Hota Tu Use Dhoond Bhi Leita Faraz
Jo Rooh Mein Chupa Behta He Usay Paon Kaise.

Funny Jokes : Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

Time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D