Love Shayari : Tum Hi To Ho......

Sachi khushi ka ehsaas,
~"TUM HI T0 H0"~
Saari duniya se khass,
~"TUM HI T0 H0"~
Ek pal bhi tum ko bhula nahi pate,
Har pal dil k pass,
~"TUM HI T0 H0".

Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha

Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha ki tum mei aur mujhme kya fark hai?

Aadmi bola:- tum daal par uchhal kood karte ho jabki main daal kar uchhal kood karta hoon.

Pappu Aur Madam

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher

Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu - Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli - Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi

Pappu - Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai

Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.

Teacher Hairani Se - Arey... Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?

Pappu - Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Bethhti Ho To

Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat

Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha

Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli

Aurat - Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha

To Paperwala Hai  Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

Ek Chhoti Bachi Ne Randee Se Poocha

Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain

Aap Ka Business Kia Hai ?

Randi Boli -  Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE  Ka Business Hai

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya Aur Bola

Aadmi - Dekho beta jo cheez khareedni ho use daba kar check kar lena chahiye.

Kuch dino baad uska beta Haanfte hue Baap ke office pahuncha aur bole

Bachcha - Pitajee Pitajee ek aadmi Mummy ko khareedna chahta hai

Dard Bhari Shayari : Log mosam ki tarah pal bhar me badaltay kyun hein

Log har mor pe ruk ruk ke sambhaltay kyun hein

Itna dartay hein to phir ghar se nikaltay kyun hein

Mai na koi jugnu hun na diya na chand

Phir roshni walay meray naam se jaltay kyun hein

Jab neend se mera ta'alluk he nahi barson se

Khawab aa aa k meri palkon pe tehaltay kyun hein

Iss me mosam ka kasoor hey ya logon ka

Log mosam ki tarah pal bhar me badaltay kyun hein

Sad Shayari : mujh sy mat puch k kiyon ankh jhuka li main ny...

mujh sy mat puch k kiyon ankh jhuka li main ny...

teri Tasveer thi jo tujh sy chupa li main ny...

jis py likha tha k tu meray muqadar main nhi...

apne mathay ki wo tehreer mita li main ny...

Chahat Shayari : Zindgi youn teri chahat k naam krdi.

Zindgi youn teri chahat k naam krdi.

Jesy ghaney darakht k neche sham krdi.

Laut jate hain parindey b sham hote hi.

Hum ne to har sham hi terey naam krdi.

Pyaar Shayari : Jitna pyar paya hy apse, utna or paane ko ji chahta hy.

Jitna pyar paya hy apse, utna or paane ko ji chahta hy.

Najane Q hr rishta apse, bnane ko ji chahta hy.

Maut to aani hy lekin ap pe, mar jaane ko ji chahta hy.

Samandar ki gehrai ka andaza hy mgr, apki ankhon me doob jaane ko ji chahta hy.

Ankhon me khuwab to bht hen lekin, apke sapne sjane ko ji chahta hy.

Dil ki dharkn to chal rhi hy mgr, apko dharkn bnane ko ji chahta hy.
Zinda hen hum mgr, apko zindgi bnane ko ji chahta hy.